Pet birds are loud, obnoxious animals that never shut the fuck up and that seriously harsh the vibe of any social gathering with their screeching orations. You'd be pissed too if you knew how to fly but were stuck in a cage.

Calm your bird means stop freaking out like a caged bird and harshing the vibe. Either shut the fuck up, or go be free elsewhere.

Joe: "MAN DO YOU SEE THAT GUY? I THINK HE LOOKED AT ME MAN. I THINK HE WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING. I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO HIM. I'M GONNA PUT MY FIST RIGHT UP HIS ASS!"

Cool Pete: "Joe. JOE. You're high on acid and cocaine and you saw yourself in the mirror. Calm your bird."

calm your bird by LicensesToStone May 24, 2016

Watch it, Bobby-Joe, Beulah may look calm but she's one mighty fine biter

She's beautiful, but a bitch.

Watch it, Bobby-Joe, Beulah may look calm but she's one mighty fine biter.

Watch it, Bobby-Joe, Beulah may look calm but she's one mighty fine biter by fahm gurl October 9, 2003

Erosion bird, aka Luh Calm Fit

Recent meme in tiktok consisting of a white, bird like creature with series of images and short videos supposedly depicting a never before seen series of a giant bird

Have you seen that meme, Erosion Bird, aka Luh Calm Fit??

Yeah dude its mad funny

Erosion bird, aka Luh Calm Fit by fetasalaatti666 October 5, 2023

calmbit

A computer science term for an unused portion of computer memory, usually a single bit (the alternative being calmbytes and so on for increasingly larger amounts).

After booting up his brand-new system d operating system, Hans Reiser realized that he had only 55 calmbits of RAM left for the rest of his programs.

calmbit by Mister Spleen June 1, 2015

calmbination

Refers to two or more items and/or activities that relax you when partaken of at the same time. Examples could include listening to soothing music and sipping a cool drink, stretching out on a chaise lounge in the back yard and petting your cat/dog beside you, going for a stroll and taking nature-photos, etc.

I find da companionship of friendly gentle-natured females to be da most effective way to unwind, so da best calmbinations for me are either to sit between two sweet-faced damsels and hold hands wif both of dem at da same time, or to have a sweet-smiling barefoot cutie place her pretty soles against my chest, and then hold her hands.

calmbination by QuacksO June 25, 2020

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026