Calm bi

A bisexual that respects every sexuality.

Be a calm bi.

And please, please, please don’t be a raging bi

I met a calm bi today, and she was super nice. I respect her.

by Chyre April 17, 2020

calm your bird

Pet birds are loud, obnoxious animals that never shut the fuck up and that seriously harsh the vibe of any social gathering with their screeching orations. You'd be pissed too if you knew how to fly but were stuck in a cage.

Calm your bird means stop freaking out like a caged bird and harshing the vibe. Either shut the fuck up, or go be free elsewhere.

Joe: "MAN DO YOU SEE THAT GUY? I THINK HE LOOKED AT ME MAN. I THINK HE WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING. I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO HIM. I'M GONNA PUT MY FIST RIGHT UP HIS ASS!"

Cool Pete: "Joe. JOE. You're high on acid and cocaine and you saw yourself in the mirror. Calm your bird."

by LicensesToStone May 24, 2016

Watch it, Bobby-Joe, Beulah may look calm but she's one mighty fine biter

She's beautiful, but a bitch.

Watch it, Bobby-Joe, Beulah may look calm but she's one mighty fine biter.

by fahm gurl October 9, 2003

Erosion bird, aka Luh Calm Fit

Recent meme in tiktok consisting of a white, bird like creature with series of images and short videos supposedly depicting a never before seen series of a giant bird

Have you seen that meme, Erosion Bird, aka Luh Calm Fit??

Yeah dude its mad funny

by fetasalaatti666 October 5, 2023

calmbit

A computer science term for an unused portion of computer memory, usually a single bit (the alternative being calmbytes and so on for increasingly larger amounts).

After booting up his brand-new system d operating system, Hans Reiser realized that he had only 55 calmbits of RAM left for the rest of his programs.

by Mister Spleen June 1, 2015

calmbination

Refers to two or more items and/or activities that relax you when partaken of at the same time. Examples could include listening to soothing music and sipping a cool drink, stretching out on a chaise lounge in the back yard and petting your cat/dog beside you, going for a stroll and taking nature-photos, etc.

I find da companionship of friendly gentle-natured females to be da most effective way to unwind, so da best calmbinations for me are either to sit between two sweet-faced damsels and hold hands wif both of dem at da same time, or to have a sweet-smiling barefoot cutie place her pretty soles against my chest, and then hold her hands.

by QuacksO June 25, 2020