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Specific items you need.
• Chopped Immitation Crab
• Lettuce
• Mayonnaise

It's where a man ejaculates in the center of the bed, then he eats the girl out then spits the fluids where the cum is. The man and woman both make a perfect circle around the fluids. The other person who's supposed to be recording throws in the Imitation crab, and lettuce at them. The man and woman scream in agony while the woman's vagina is being stuffed with mayonnaise. One of their backs are supposed to snap as the person who is recording takes their shoes and runs away.
Jacob: Oh my god, dude! What the hell happened?

Mark: Man you should've been there. Lisa and I did a California Roll . Unfortunately my spine snapped and now I'm disabled. Along with that.. Luca stole our shoes.
by Boba Gumb December 31, 2015
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1. The act of slightly slowing down while rolling up to a stop sign, then, without actually stopping, quickly accelerating.

2. A sushi roll which is comprised of avocado, crab imitation meat, and other sushi fillers. It is rolled so the rice is on the outside. It is very popular among uncultured white people who have a disgust for raw fish and asian food in general, but still want to feel authentic when eating sushi.
Ex 1:

Driver: I don't like stopping at stop signs, I just California Roll right through them.
Cop: Alright, I'm going to be suspending your driver's license for the next three years.

Ex 2:
Whitey #1: Wanna eat Sushi tonight?
Whitey #2: Bruh, raw fish? That's stuff's disgusting.

Whitey #1: It's okay, we can get California rolls.
Whitey #2: Hell yeah! I love authentic asian food. *winks*
by masterjand January 15, 2019
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