How did my california spring roll taste
by biggieballz July 30, 2015
A rather strange sexual encounter with a blonde woman, in which she first gives a male partner a blumpkin, allows him to jizz in her hair, and then proceeds to wipe his ass with her luscious golden locks. She then disseminates the revolting combination of excrement and semen in her hair with a brush or comb, and puts her hair up into a bun (hence cinnamon roll). This practice is experiencing staggering increases in popularity, particularly in California.
Did you hear about that new thing, the California Cinnamon Roll? I want to try it with my girlfriend, but she'd have to bleach her hair.
by Andrew DuVall February 21, 2012
When 2 gay asian men are having sex, the first covers their penis in crap and penetrates the second mans butt with the poop covered penis. Then the asian man who was penetrated poops while in penetration.
Guy: You two really got it on last night. What happened?
Asian Guy: We tried our first California Sushi-Roll
Guy: Thats F**king gross man
Asian Guy: We tried our first California Sushi-Roll
Guy: Thats F**king gross man
by DefineTheWorld February 27, 2011
Californian Hot Roll is when during intercourse, the man will dip his penis into a bean burrito right before he cums. filled with a Cleveland steamer saved from the night before he will present it on a plater in a fine establishment presented is a California roll. the customers surprised to be cummed on as soon as they try and take the plate and the burrito starts to slide causing a great sensation due to the memories of the Cleveland steamer that was saved from the night before, getting jizzed on!
Corey: massage go last night sissy mays tug and rub I heard they have good sushi there
Shawn: it was awesome I was especially surprised when I got the California hot roll from some extra spunky customer you know how I love dick
Corey: I know how you love your dick that must have been awesome For You especially when it's covered in s*** your favorite
Shawn: it was awesome I was especially surprised when I got the California hot roll from some extra spunky customer you know how I love dick
Corey: I know how you love your dick that must have been awesome For You especially when it's covered in s*** your favorite
by Californian Hot roll June 24, 2017
by Roughrid3r73 June 30, 2017
When you are fucking a girl up the ass on a bed, when you orgasm you cum on her chest and roll her off the bed.
by Alex and Danny November 23, 2006
Boy 1: Dude its my girlfriends time of the month and she wanted to have sex!
Boy 2: Shes such a california darby roll
Boy 2: Shes such a california darby roll
by waterbottle1999 April 27, 2015