Caliente Carlos

When you make the unfortunate mistake of consuming a gas station burrito only to vomit a full load of refried bean warmness on your partner's torso during a coitus activity.

I'm not sure Jeanine enjoyed the Caliente Carlos I gave her for Christmas.

by Neener4kids December 27, 2011

carlos caliente

The reverse to the "hot carl". Where you shit on someone's face and then cover it with seran wrap.

She totally sophocated when i gave her a carlos caliente.

by Joe Parker October 17, 2006