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Cali Boi 

Someone who is really laid back and smokes a lot. In most cases they will have a dog or cat. Gets all the girls since his game is so unique. Takes the longboard out cruising everyday since they are usually found in climates that are sunny and around 70-75 degrees.

If someone goes by this usually they are attractive and have a lot of money. Alongside them will usually be more Cali Bois or Cali girls. (see California girl)

They also have the biggest dicks.
"Yo that Cali boi is always Mobbin 5 deep with the finest honeys, I wonder who taught em."

"I heard someone can't be taught how to be a Cali boi, they are born that way."
Cali Boi by Shlammered April 18, 2014
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A boy from California, living the Cali lifestyle, being rich, bilingual, and other stuff that idk what to add.
DAMN, he's such a caliboi!
caliboi by RenatoP_23 July 21, 2021
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