Caleb

Usually a douche bag.

He is so Caleb today!!

by lalaloopsyaf November 13, 2014

Caleb

Verb: To join ones social group without the group knowing him/her is there. Or to leave a group without the group knowing.

Wow, that guy just pulled a Caleb.

by Frontenac Secondary School June 7, 2011

Caleb

A kid that thinks he's the bomb, but has really bad hacking skills.

Caleb, your hacking skills are terrible!

by King Elliot March 23, 2015

Caleb

Someone who says they have a big penis but actually small. Would give the fattest dick to Real Madrid and love to sucks massive dick at fifa. They also love women with the name of Hana.

"Hey, is that a Caleb I see?"
-"Yeah, you can see he making out with Hana right now."

by Badger2002 February 24, 2019

Caleb

Caleb is the biggest man whore out there. He only thinks of himself and rejects all others. He loves to have intimate relationships with his pets. Do not give him a cat cuz he will abuse it till it dies. He is easily lured in and falls in love WAY TOO EASILY, he will choose the bad people over the good. He also likes to think he is sneaky but rly he’s just a creep.

I met a Caleb yesterday and it made me want to die!

by Jfvjhfcbhg April 13, 2018

Caleb

They type of guy who is bad and dont care what anyone says and he smokes and has sex every ever girl he can find. He always blackmails people to try and get his way, he always gets his way. His momma and step dad dont give a fuck about him or his brother. He needs to understand he isnt always going to get his way and i cant wait til u go to jail because u on ur 2nd strike with the cops... Literally cant wait.

Dont be a mini caleb kids

by Ur mother fucking ... January 21, 2018

Caleb

A anorexic twig that likes to think he's cool because he hangs out with other emo twigs, he's your best friend, (when you ejaculate in his girl) and your enemie when he says no.... He has a 1 inch destroyer and he'll gladly prove it @caleb_kerswill on Instagram, he'll eat your ass and then he'll eat is own ass using yours for leverage..... He has nothing for a dick but you better believe, when he rolls up in his purple hoodie, you got hell to pay...

Girl: Caleb you have a little dick....
Caleb: Bet
Girl: Ok whip it out big boy
Caleb: *takes an hour to get hard*
Girl: Your hard? Finally....
Caleb: *Whips out wang*
Girl: THATS IT?!?!?! LMFAO

by Caleb Kerswill March 24, 2019