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Calcium Cannons 

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When a woman of luxurious beauty obtains a weapon from adolescence that can unleash utter chaos that effects the wieners of many men, that weapon is called the calcium cannons. aka nice boob.
“Woah, Emily has those calcium cannons. Nice boobs!”

“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”
Calcium Cannons by BoobLover24 March 16, 2022
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Calcium Cannons 

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A term invented by a user on Twitch by the name of "Phase6ix" used to describe women's large breasts.
"Bruh those are not milkers those are mf Calcium Cannons! Weapons of Mass Distraction! If she doesn't keep those things in the holster George Bush is gonna reassemble a strike team to go retrieve them!"

"The enemy is attacking! Man the mammaries! Unleash the Calcium Cannons!"

"It's hard to look at your eyes with those Calcium Cannons aimed at my face!"
Calcium Cannons by Actual Genius October 22, 2022

Calcium cannons 

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Damn Shorty got them Calcium Cannons!”
Calcium cannons by Deeznuts710 March 12, 2022

Calcium Cannons 

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Hey Niels that peki has Calcium Cannons, put your wiener back in ur pants
Calcium Cannons by Birdmagnet July 15, 2022
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