cake and candles

A phrase a man can use to wish another man a happy birthday in a heterosexual manner

Jamar: I'm turning 30
Greg: ...
Greg: Cake and candles my brotha

cake and candles by The Fire Nation December 26, 2023

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Cake and candles

A masculine way to say Happy Birthday.

Cake and candles brother. Another year older, huh.

Cake and candles by Stevez11 December 30, 2023

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Cake and Candles

The most masculine phrase used to wish someone a “Happy Birthday”.

“Cake and Candles My Brother” - Man 1

“Thank you!” - Man 2

Cake and Candles by galactic_426 January 18, 2024

cake and candles

A strange alternative way for people to say happy birthday. Typically used by people who are strange

Cake and candles bro

cake and candles by Suzpqi March 30, 2024

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