Cake Topper
When a woman or man wears a bra or top that is too tight and the fat below their armpits folds over their clothing. Like a muffin top for the chest area.
Cake Topper by Apex Factor January 30, 2015
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Cake Topper
He plays midfield... hired as a fan favorite to play there, he's chummy with the brass, but really doesn't do much and has blown many scoring opportunities, the dude is a cake topper.
Cake Topper by ElPorteño August 4, 2016
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Cake Topper
A tattoo inked on a woman’s lower back, positioned just above her "cake". A cheeky dessert-themed alternative to “tramp stamp.”
Cake Topper by User202 August 23, 2026
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Cake Topper by Wigzy8044@ October 2, 2026
Birthday Cake Topper
When a bunch of drunk lesbians get together at a BBQ and one lesbian proceeds to put birthday cake on the birthday girls nipples and another lesbian licks the birthday cake off while all the other lesbians are on lookers.
One lesbian put the "birthday cake topper" on the birthday girls nipples while the Govna licked it off with an amused and cheering all lesbian audience.
Birthday Cake Topper by Slutty McGruddy July 11, 2010
Persian cake topper
When an extremely drunk man, usually an uncle or extended cousin, gets so drunk at a wedding that right when the bride and groom go to cut the cake, he drops his pants, climbs on top of the table, and puts his wrinkly, sweaty balls on the top of the cake, in a display of untamed masculinity.
Person #1: Man my uncle Bob did the persian cake topper at my brothers wedding.
Person #2: Man thats gross. Did you eat a piece of the cake afterwards?
Person #1: Shut up. Quit being such a dick hole you pape!
Person #2: Man thats gross. Did you eat a piece of the cake afterwards?
Person #1: Shut up. Quit being such a dick hole you pape!
Persian cake topper by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! November 3, 2006
Texas Cake Topper
The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.
Texas Cake Topper by Macarper April 2, 2025
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