Cake Chaser Share definition Flag A fat person, self-explanatory. Somewhat like salad dodger Phil was walking down the street and caught sight of a little boy, he noticed he was somewhat of a fat little fuck... a real cake chaser. Cake Chaser by matrixbadger July 31, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Cake Chaser mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch