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The effect of not having shaved your usually clean shaven testicles for enough time that they grow short unwanted stubs.

Man, I have cactus balls, and it itches like hell.

cactus balls by DirtyMexcian October 1, 2010

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cactus balls

When it has been a few days since a man has shaved his scrotum and the hair has grown out becoming prickly.

"Last night my man wanted me to suck his nuts and I told him, 'No way, it is time to manscape again. So until you do, I ain't puttin your cactus balls in my mouth!'"

cactus balls by stitchmata April 21, 2013

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Cactus Balls

When a girl gives you a peter panjob so good that your chode hairs stand straight up.

Cactus Balls chode peter panjob

Cactus Balls by Billy Handscrotch April 25, 2009

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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