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by DataBoost January 1, 2019

Toilet CPR

The act of using a plunger repeatedly on a clean toilet to push an item thru that accidentally got flushed.. like a plastic tampon applicator.

Oh my God, I need to do toilet CPR because my hair extension fell into the toilet and got flushed!

by Moxee Eutopia September 27, 2015

Beaver CPR

When a girl has to tell a guy to go down on her

Him: That blow job was great.

Her: Before you pass out you need to do some Beaver CPR.

by Joni J April 28, 2019

Cunt CPR

The act of cunnilingus.

She was lying there like a dead horse. Cunt CPR seemed to do the trick.

by jaytmek April 28, 2014

cpr straddle

That is when someone straddles you like a beast in heat while administering CPR.

Wow did you see how she gave him the CPR straddle after he was found not breathing over there in the corner?

by CPR STRADDLE April 23, 2013

Wiener CPR

The act of performing oral sex on a man, see also blowjob.

"Yo, man, that girl Angel gave me a special kind of CPR yesterday!"
"Really? Whaddaya mean?"
"Boy, she gave me Wiener CPR!"
"Suh-weet! High five dude!"
*High- five*

Wiener CPR is fun or all!

by astarinmyownmind June 18, 2010

baby bird cpr

The act of using ones thumb to press on the anal cavity in repititions of 15 to 1. Press the brown star 15 times and then blow on it once creating a sound simular to blowing on the top of a empty soda bottle.

Jamie's butt looks tense she could use some Baby Bird CPR.

Honey while you are tossing my salad can i get some BBCPR

by droby1242 March 8, 2013