CPM

CPM is the ratio in which an individual orgasms. "Cums per minute".

For example: an individual orgasms 7 times in an hour, then their CPM would be 0.11

by guitarfreak553 September 21, 2010

CPM

And outdated OS, also an anacronym for Computer Programming magic

Old schoolers used to use CPM with old school Vector Graphics computers.

by Dave November 26, 2003

CPM

See "copy paste monkey"

by djv January 20, 2003

cpm

claps per minute of the buttocks, the jiggle, force, gratitude, and the volume of ones cheeks clapping against each other as one jumps, runs, twerks, and etc.

"I know the cpm go crazy"
"Yooo she got god tier cpm"
"What's your cpm frfr tho?"

by .0025 June 25, 2022

cpm

Characters Per Minute
A measurement of how fast you can type. It measures how many characters/keys were pressed in a given time period. Typing speed is normally measured in wpm.

I can type at 400cpm!

by ong_elvin May 25, 2006

CPMS

abbr: Constant PMS

def: someone who is in a constant state of bitchiness and pycho no matter what time of the month.

Friend: "Why is that lady SO MEAN?"
Me: "Um I think she has CPMS so maybe you should just back off, it's not her fault...."

by muireled September 27, 2010

CPMS

*CONSTANT* PMS

dood: why is she always a bitch?
dude: 'cause she has CPMS

by k_khat July 25, 2009