CPAP

A medical device - in the form of a a machine - used to treat Sleep Apnea, Lou Gerhig's Disease, and a few other conditions. It works by blowing pressurized air (not oxygen) into the notrils.

CPAP is an acronym for "Continuous Positive Air Pressure).

If you use a CPAP machine effectively, you will not snore.

CPAP by Anonymous August 25, 2003

cpap woody

The incredibly hard, eye popping, blue vein throbber of a hard-on reached during the air pressure ramp up cycle of a CPAP sleep apnea machine.

Example sentence: although the cpap's face mask ruled out the possibility of a Tahitian face maskbefore bed, Allison did enjoy riding that uber CPAP woody in reverse cowgirl while redirecting a queef out her ass

cpap woody by h0wl1n6w0lf May 10, 2016

CPAP Buffet 

When getting setup with a CPAP machine for sleep apnea, a provider may put out many different types of used CPAP Masks that have been used by hundreds of people to see which one fits best for the person. It's an effort designed to prevent opening up new masks constantly to cut on costs.

My dad went to the medical supply store to get setup with a CPAP Machine. When they put out the CPAP Buffet, he asked for a new mask.

CPAP Buffet by Footit November 20, 2018

Dirty CPAP 

A sexual position where the nose is placed into the vagina and a deep in-breath is taken.

"Imma give my man a dirty cpap tonight."

Dirty CPAP by your_nightstand_water_glass February 19, 2018

Oh Cpap 

The word the portugals replace crap with.

Xahara: It says OH CRAP!
Rusty0: I see OH CPAP

Oh Cpap by Fright01 October 18, 2008

Dirty CPAP 

When a man spreads his balls out and covers their partners nose and mouth with them, like a mask, then proceeds to shit on their chest

My boyfriend gave me a dirty CPAP last night and i'm breathing much better today

Dirty CPAP by I'mNotMimzy July 28, 2019

Dutch cpap 

The act of your partner mounting your face and farting directly into your nostrils.

I was 69-ing Kate last night and she totally gave me a Dutch cpap!

Dutch cpap by ckcoffee March 18, 2023