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cpap woody
The incredibly hard, eye popping, blue vein throbber of a hard-on reached during the air pressure ramp up cycle of a CPAP sleep apnea machine.
Example sentence: although the cpap's face mask ruled out the possibility of a Tahitian face maskbefore bed, Allison did enjoy riding that uber CPAP woody in reverse cowgirl while redirecting a queef out her ass
cpap woody by h0wl1n6w0lf May 10, 2016
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CPAP Buffet
When getting setup with a CPAP machine for sleep apnea, a provider may put out many different types of used CPAP Masks that have been used by hundreds of people to see which one fits best for the person. It's an effort designed to prevent opening up new masks constantly to cut on costs.
My dad went to the medical supply store to get setup with a CPAP Machine. When they put out the CPAP Buffet, he asked for a new mask.
CPAP Buffet by Footit November 20, 2018
Dirty CPAP
Dirty CPAP by your_nightstand_water_glass February 19, 2018
Dirty CPAP
When a man spreads his balls out and covers their partners nose and mouth with them, like a mask, then proceeds to shit on their chest
Dirty CPAP by I'mNotMimzy July 28, 2019
Dutch cpap
Dutch cpap by ckcoffee March 18, 2023
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