CPAP

A medical device - in the form of a a machine - used to treat Sleep Apnea, Lou Gerhig's Disease, and a few other conditions. It works by blowing pressurized air (not oxygen) into the notrils.

CPAP is an acronym for "Continuous Positive Air Pressure).
If you use a CPAP machine effectively, you will not snore.
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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cpap woody

The incredibly hard, eye popping, blue vein throbber of a hard-on reached during the air pressure ramp up cycle of a CPAP sleep apnea machine.
Example sentence: although the cpap's face mask ruled out the possibility of a Tahitian face maskbefore bed, Allison did enjoy riding that uber CPAP woody in reverse cowgirl while redirecting a queef out her ass
by h0wl1n6w0lf January 28, 2016
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Dirty CPAP

A sexual position where the nose is placed into the vagina and a deep in-breath is taken.
"Imma give my man a dirty cpap tonight."
by your_nightstand_water_glass February 19, 2018
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CPAP Buffet

When getting setup with a CPAP machine for sleep apnea, a provider may put out many different types of used CPAP Masks that have been used by hundreds of people to see which one fits best for the person. It's an effort designed to prevent opening up new masks constantly to cut on costs.
My dad went to the medical supply store to get setup with a CPAP Machine. When they put out the CPAP Buffet, he asked for a new mask.
by Footit November 20, 2018
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Kansas City CPAP

Term for a person that eats ass and then wears a mask to preserve the taste and smell for as long as possible.
Person 1: Did you see them with their mask on when no one was around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That person over there.
Person 2: Oh! They’re pulling a Kansas City CPAP after eating ass all morning.
by Smithsonian November 04, 2021
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Dirty CPAP

When a man spreads his balls out and covers their partners nose and mouth with them, like a mask, then proceeds to shit on their chest
My boyfriend gave me a dirty CPAP last night and i'm breathing much better today
by I'mNotMimzy July 28, 2019
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Washington CPAP

When you run a hose from the tail pipe of your car through a window and duct tape the end of the hose to your mouth while revving the engine to expedite the end of life process.
Rob must have been really fed up with everything to do a Washington CPAP.
by Keeefers February 20, 2025
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