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Dirty CPAP
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When
a man
spreads his balls out and covers their partners
nose
and
mouth
with them, like a mask, then proceeds to shit on their chest
My boyfriend gave me a
dirty
CPAP last night and i'm
breathing
much
better
today
Dirty CPAP
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I'mNotMimzy
July 28, 2019
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