CP's

Comedy purposes

I hit that guy in the face, for CP's.

by Bill1223 February 7, 2009

CP's

Stands for Crispy Puckers. Used when talking about the weed ur dealer has in his possesion

Crispy meaning what crispy always means ie. not sticky and wet

Puckers deriving from the cockney slang pucker, often used by the Rotherham hating prick Jamie Oliver of School Dinners fame.

When Combined it

Mada's got sum CP's in, lets go get blazed!

Im not buying unless its CP's

by The Scraggy Man Can July 23, 2009

F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P.

A song by the progressive rock band The Fall of Troy which is commonly thought to be the acronym for the phrase, "Fuck condoms. Premarital sex is the Shit. Get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant," though the band has explained that the acronym has no particular meaning.

Dude, that song "F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P." by The Fall of Troy is the shit!!

by egyptian princess July 23, 2007

S.C.P.'s

They're like fun,fun science fiction/magic realism/ whatever you want creep-creepy-creepy crawly fun internet stories

Haven't you heard of S.C.P.'s they're like creepy pasta but its all in the same continuity

by PANDY PUFFLES April 23, 2021

f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p.

Fuck Condoms Pre-marriage Sex Is The Shit Get Em Pregnant Get Em Pregnant

Fall of troy song about well yea its a good song f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p.

by boboyoyo April 28, 2008

CP Sandy

Aka a Chicken Parm Sandwitch. A delicious peice of Chicken Parm between two burger buns.

Ain't nothin better.

"I just ate 4 CP Sandy's and i'm not gonna shit 'em til i can't take it any longer. I wanna savour those mother fuckers in my belly for weeks."

by Kevin Hinman March 24, 2005

C.P.S

A conglomeration of guys who's sole mission is to stop ugly stalker bitches from achieving its main goal.
FUCKING UP THE LIFE OF ITS VICTIM..

call C.P.S if u need help.

by jack hanna dog faces November 2, 2011