country shit

Taking a massive shit, usually a slick greasy one. The shit just slides out. Content shits are also accompanied by rank farts and summer shot pains that can be controlled.
I drank so much last night it gave me the country shits!
by Chibby-Chubbs November 26, 2016
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Country Ass Shit

Meaning, essentially bullshit. Out of this world shit. Lies, drama, things that don’t make any kind of sense at ALL.
Mom; Do you even love me anymore?

Me: Man, get outta here with that ‘country ass shit
by Niggalations 5:48 July 23, 2021
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country shit pile

four wheelers, Rvs, toilets, anything that doesnt work you put in a pile "other there" in your own yard. Anything prior to 1985 that you dont use anymore and put it there. Occasionally with A chained up dog.
"Oh look at that country shit pile I bet theres a few toilets in there"

"Oh thats a real country shit pile"

four wheeler country michigan old snow mobile up north
by countrypiles March 09, 2016
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