COD's Law

Refers to the online multiplayer in the Call of Duty (usually Modern Warfare 1 and after) franchise. This scientific law states that any given player in any point in time is in his mind the optimal skill level:social life ratio, i.e anyone who is better than the player would be "loser who lives in his moms basement who has no life" and anyone worse is "such a f***in noob", who the player, respectively, pwned.

Player after losing a FFA match: "Wow that guy just went 30-1, probably some fat loser with no life."

or

Same player after beating somebody: "HAHAHA 3-45!!! you fkin NOOB i RAPED YOU!!!!"

Friend: "Wow man that's COD's Law for ya."

COD's Law by kgenUB6IB9 February 5, 2010

COD's Law

What can go wrong in Call of Duty will go wrong but worse. It's like getting fisted by a giant black arm dildo.

I shot that guy 3 times in the gulag but COD's Law took effect and I didn't get 1 hit marker and he killed me with 1 bullet

COD's Law by David Mark July 8, 2020

l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t 

let me suck your dick while you play call of duty with the boys until you cum in my throat

*texting* hey babe, l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t
*replys* bet

l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t by vanilla hoe January 25, 2020

COD Sniper 

This is someone, typically young, who assumes that they can accomplish IRL what they can in electronic games.

Yeah, that kid made a fool of himself at the gun range, another Call of Duty, COD sniper!

COD Sniper by I, Wreckerrr December 28, 2020

Cape cod stuffie 

When you are whispering the play by play from a Red Sox game to a naked girl while simultaneously sprinkling Old Bay seasoning and drawn butter on her with the intention of giving her a Cleveland Steamer later.

Bill was getting excited thinking of a cape cod stuffie while spending time with his daughter's friend eating at the epic oyster

Cape cod stuffie by Falmouth FAIL Mouth August 4, 2017

God cod squad 

The gaggle of church ladies running the serving line at the Lenten fish fry on Friday's. They are armed with tongs in one hand and an icecream scoop in the other for side dishes. The flowered apron is optional.

1. The God cod squad gave me an extra scoop on mac n' cheese with my fish this time!

2. My mom used to work on the God cod squad until she was scalded by steam from the green bean tray.

God cod squad by AimsterDC March 27, 2009

cod squirt 

Female ejaculation of the fishy variety

When my bird came she squirted cod juice in my eye, it burns it burns , fucking cod squirt

cod squirt by mitch00uk March 28, 2015