CNRhK

A crucial element of the universe. Stands for "Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick".

Scientist have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1 CNRhK.

by Jaime Duck February 8, 2009

CNRK

Stands for Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick, the measurement of pure destructive force.

The closest thing to 1 CNRK was in '79 when Godzilla was hit by 28 Boeing 747's and 12 trains, all carrying nukes. That was .00001 CNRK's. Then, in the midst of the chaos, David Hasselhoff flexed his biceps, raising that to .0002 CNRK's.

Chuck Norris was on vacation in Tahiti at the time, but when he found out that someone referenced HIS trademark measurement, he sent a roundhouse kick that demolished half of Tokyo, killed Godzilla (and 10 of his clones), and temporarily crippled Hasselhoff.

by Ninja (is better than pirate) January 23, 2008

CNRHKPWN

CNRHKPWN-Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick PWN. Occurs any time Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicks somebody. It is defined as the ability to pwn someone so hard that it completely erases their family from history.

Bruce Lee required a stunt actor in 'The Way of the Dragon,' because he would have gotten CNRHKPWNED.

by chuckNorris528 April 19, 2009