clit commander

Term for someone who is considered to be a good sexual partner by females. Made infamous by Jay and silent Bob.

I am the Clit Commander!

clit commander by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

Clit Commander

A title given to only the highest vaginal oral stimulaters in the world. Original proclaimed by Jason Mews(Jay & Silent Bob...Snoogans), this title is only for those who are experts in giving a woman ultimate oral pleasure and satisfaction....Snoochie Boochies?

The Clit Commaders Creed: "I am the Master of the Clit. You see this fuckin' face? When you see this fuckin' face you know that I rule that shit. I make that shit work. No one rules the clit like me...Not this little fuck, None of you little fucks...I am the CLIT COMMANDER!"

Clit Commander by symbiote October 13, 2006

clit commander

what Jayson Mews in Jay in Silent Bob proclaims himself to be.

I am the Clit Commander. No one rules the clit like me; not this fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! When it comes down to takin' care of business, here's what I do. I grab it...then I put on my nose like this...and im like, "OH youz little fuck..."

clit commander by porneggs May 31, 2006

Clit Commander

One who is a commander of a clit through sexual pleasure and/or stimulation of the clit

mike cannot compare to the Clit commanding power of Garrett

Clit Commander by Garrett bitch &co. October 5, 2003

clit commander

A Commander of the Clit. Not quite a General yet however someone who gets lots of pussy.

I am the clit commander. I own you, you little bastard...ooohhhh...you little bastard...BONG!

clit commander by Phillis Bradburry McShankens (aka farthammer) September 30, 2003

clit commander

Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Tom O'Bannigan, Commander, USS Clit

clit commander by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003

clit commander

someone who has complete control of the clitorse

clit commander by stud1256 May 15, 2003