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Chicken Jockey

1(n) A chicken-riding zombie in the video game Minecraft. Popularized by the Minecraft Movie.
2(n) One who acts like a public nuisance in order to participate in a viral trend, or for fun.
3(n) A dick rider (Chicken is a euphemism for "dick").
4(n) A promiscuous person (Chicken is also a euphemism for "hoe").
5(v) To act like a chicken jockey
1) Dang, that chicken jockey killed me. Now I'll have to walk all the way back to where I died.
2) These fucking chicken jockeys threw popcorn and soda all over the theater, and now I'm expected to clean it for $7.25 an hour?!
3) A bunch of Marvel chicken jockeys flamed me in the comments for saying the MCU was getting stale.
4) Dan is an absolute chicken jockey, if Sally's dating him she must be one too.
5) the Minecraft Movie trend was bad, but the Szechuan Sauce incident of 2017 has to be the worst wave of chicken jockeying on record. /
by Pedro Barius May 22, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

The scene in the Minecraft movie my local movie theater skipped to prevent all the iPad kids there from screaming.
Thank god my movie theater skipped the Chicken Jockey scene, those janitors really need a break.
by NonsenseRoaster June 24, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

The phrase that Made America Great Again.
Jack Black: "Chicken Jockey"
Entire Theater: RAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!! (throws popcorn and toilet paper everywhere)
by anonymous April 10, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

A female who has sex with multitudes of people.
Oh Hailey? Yeah she’s a total chicken jockey.
by Walden Bruh March 24, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

“Chicken Jockey” is commonly referred to as the act of spontaneously tucking ones penis and balls between their legs, followed by yelling “Chicken Jockey” while turning around for spectators to view from behind.
Dude, I dare you to Chicken Jockey that guy in the drive-thru.
by VampireKid0202 April 22, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

When you are sitting on your significant others back while digging them down, and you push into the g-spot making them bawk bawk bawk like a chicken, as well as making them flop like a seal bouncing around. This is mostly used in sex tribes within Central Africa.
Austin: What were you doing last night?
Lincoln: Me and Katie were doing the Chicken Jockey all night!
by nebulous_nebu May 27, 2025
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chicken jockey

when a midget is riding you balls deep and you stand up and run around the room like a chicken, but not before you yell out "Chicken Jockey!" like actor Jack Black in A Minecraft Movie
"yea man i got so hammered last night I pulled a chicken jockey on this midget bitch from hinge"
by mackscribe April 30, 2025
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