chewing gum

it is a continuation of the fag game; you stretch your sack out through your fingers and mention something about your chewing gum... it is vital that you say something odd enough to make someone look at it.

"Awwww... I dropped my chewing gum on the floor, hey, does that look like a hair on it?"

by Laurabelleblue September 15, 2008

chewing gum

When a dude is wearing short shorts at the pool and has a little nut sack hanging out.

Look at the guy with the chewing gum hanging out!!

by Blazeracer June 21, 2008

Chewing Gum

Chewing gum is a type of candy that can also somehow be good for your teeth? Yea I don't get it either. Chewing gum can also be used as a cheap laxative if you chew too many.

Emma: Hey, Olivia guess what!

Olivia: What?

Emma: I chewed too much chewing gum and now I have diarrhea.

by Shrek's father (in law) May 15, 2020

chewing gum

This refers to a girl with a large labia

Dick sucked on Janes chewing gum.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

chewing gum

code term for smoking weed

colby - "hey man whats up"

derek - "dude, just got done chewing gum, i can't feel my legs!"

by derekjames July 10, 2009

Chewing Gum

Chewing a Vegestable's Anus, and describing the detail to their family, making sure to tape the reaction.

"The elderly home won't let me in anymore for Chewing Gum"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023

chewing gum chain

Chain chewing gum. When you're anxious about something and start maniacally chewing one gum after another (normally dedicating a few seconds to each gum, not taking all its flavour).

It can get addictive when you're really nervous. Its like soft drugs for kids. Afterwards, you feel funny.

Don't try it with Big Red though.

After his chewing gum chain, Jake felt sick and twice as nervous.

Jessica chain chewed a whole packet of Big Red and her mouth felt like burning shit the rest of the day.

by videosevennine March 12, 2010