Movie genre first appearing in the 1980's where extensive or extravagant computer-generated imagery (CGI) results in a mainstream film that is akin to a sexually pornographic film, where the outline of the film consists of numerous sexual acts, tied together with a flimsy plot, often with comically bad segues. CGI porn, like sex porn is written knowing that the target audience does not care if there is a plot, as they are just waiting to masturbate during the next scene. Audience masturbation during CGI porn may or may not involve stroking of the penis, but is usually accompanied by similar vocalizations.
Can also refer to individual segments of feature films or shorts that were obviously written solely for the enjoyment of the CGI staff (aka CAD jockeys).
Can also refer to individual segments of feature films or shorts that were obviously written solely for the enjoyment of the CGI staff (aka CAD jockeys).
Tron (1982) and Last Starfighter (1984) were the earliest feature-length CGI films, but The Matrix is a much more definitive example of CGI Porn.
by salu1999 February 15, 2008
Any movie that compensates for it's feeble, lame, or stupid plot with an overkill of computer generated images and special effects.
by The Movie Critic June 22, 2004
When a movie has nothing to offer other than cgi (Computer-generated imagery or Computer-generated images) characters hitting each other, without art or talent.
"Man of steel was a total cgi fuckfest!"
Or "Every Zack Snyder movie is just another damn cgi fuckfest!"
Or "The Coen brothers would never make a cgi fuckfest"
Or "Every Zack Snyder movie is just another damn cgi fuckfest!"
Or "The Coen brothers would never make a cgi fuckfest"
by Mr Bunt January 5, 2014
A film that is contains a shitload of CGI, which wow's many people, but its usually is criticized by many.
by TheDudeWhoDislikesCGI November 30, 2009
Sure, I enjoyed T2, but it is only CGI candy. When you see it again, and pay attention to the story, it sucks.
by ChuckChaser69 December 30, 2010
Normal Human: "Man! I loved Godzilla 2014!"
CGI Whiner: "I hated it! UGH!"
Normal Human: "What, Why?"
CGI Human: "All that damn CGI, I don't understand why they didn't just adhere to the brilliance of the original films and used the same effects"
Normal Human: " ... You mean a man in a fat rubber suit walking around awkwardly? The zipper was always visible."
CGI Whiner: "Yes, Those where the days..."
CGI Whiner: "I hated it! UGH!"
Normal Human: "What, Why?"
CGI Human: "All that damn CGI, I don't understand why they didn't just adhere to the brilliance of the original films and used the same effects"
Normal Human: " ... You mean a man in a fat rubber suit walking around awkwardly? The zipper was always visible."
CGI Whiner: "Yes, Those where the days..."
by Zinthaniel November 24, 2014
A kick ass CGI script programmer with all the social skills, charisma, and sex appeal of a plastic action figure.
by heck_yess May 26, 2005