Urban Dictionary: CAMF

C.A.M.F.

Acronym for Cock-Ass Mother Fucker- An annoying little bastard that no matter what they do they always mess up. Basically a scrub that you just want to punch in the face. Or they can only complete Frisbee throws on the curve.

"Dude, Brandon, your a C.A.M.F."

by TBK inc. January 07, 2012

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CAMF

Cunt Ass Mother-fucker

That CAMF stole my wallet.

by SonOfDenny January 06, 2009

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CAMF

Country Ass Mother Fucker

CAMF: "These chicken feet I ate done gave me gas."

CAMF FRIEND: "NASTY CAMF!!!!"

by THE OG CAMF November 11, 2011

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CAMF

Akin to a "BAMF" or Bad Ass Mother F*cker. A CAMF is instead a Creepy Ass Mother F*cker.

Use:
That dude at the party last night was such a CAMF.

CAMF's are often seen at large college parties, particularly the dudes that won't stop hitting on pretty girls, ya' know the relentless ones. Additional CAMF sightings are often on the street, for example when a women hopped up on drugs walks past you and starts shouting at you for no reason or a person walks past you having a complete conversation with themselves (and you just know they don't have a Bluetooth.)

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c.a.m.f

To be a "Chill ass motherfucker," hence the c.a.m.f. Someone who would fall in line of this catagory is a listener of Sublime or a frequent beach dweller.

"Dude, we sat on the beach all day and were just a bunch of C.A.M.F's"

by So cal chief March 04, 2004