Cal-im

FAGGOTS WHO ARENT GOOD AT CS BUT THINK THEYRE HOT SHIT LOL MOST OF THEM WONT MAKE IT INTO MAIN, AND THE REST WONT GET PAST ITLOL. WTF.

Counter-Forces is for dick sucking faggots.

420thFagg0t : DUDE HES HACKING WTF
nigger^hater : nah dude he's cal-im

by KYLE K January 11, 2005

Calimolio

The act of placing a Claymore mine behind some one in Modern Warfare 2. Pioneered by a young Mexican fellow who's nickname was Calimolio.

Dude, i found a camper and I pulled a Calimolio...haha

by Jalapeno1989 July 7, 2010

Calimocho

noun. A drink of Spanish origin composed of red wine and cola, most frequently in a 1:1 ratio. A sweet wine is preferred over dry, the cheaper the better. For a more swift route to intoxication, a higher concentration of wine should be used. Should be consumed in large quantities in anywhere from a lax to off-the-walls social environment. Highly recommended for use in drinking games.

The 3rd floor of Taylor was playing beer die when the booze ran out, but was saved by the cunning substitution of calimocho. All parties involved got wasted.

by Tom T July 6, 2005

calimocha

Typical Spanish drink involving one part very cheap vino tinto (red wine) and one part Coca Cola, mixed together and consumed by Spanish teenagers. Very popular as a part of a botellón because of its indistinguishability from regular Coca Cola, its sweet taste, and its very low price.

"Look at those sixteen-year-olds drinking calimocha in the park. I can't believe they haven't gotten arrested yet."

by Behest March 16, 2009

Calimander

A sex position involving one male and five females. The male is laying down legs and arm spred. Arm perfurible above head. The females each take an apendige of their choosing, a leg, an arm, or the penis. Then the females go at it. The male does not (some times cant) need to move.

Yo man, I just had a Calimander with five girls last night.

by Half Man Half Bird Half Mexian October 8, 2007

Calimacha

Calimacha a mixture of watev you got in the fridge mixed together and cooked down into ...like a stew.

girl: hey ma watcha makin?

Mamma: I dont know just threw together sum vegies before they went bad

girl: looks like sum Calimacha to me!!:D

by Iheartseventeens August 1, 2010

calimesa

A small town, made up of old folks, fast food restaurants, and some gas stations. Most people, go there...for gas, or to take a dump. It's not that well-known. At least it's better than the shit hole town next door, Yucaipa.

Guy #1: Have you ever been to Calimesa?
Guy #2: I think I got gas from there.
Guy #1: Do you like the town?
Guy #2: I only went there to get gas, and take a dump. How should I know if it's nice or not?

by xLHx October 9, 2008