CAHS

CAHS (Columbus Alternative High School) is a inner columbus high School that the suburb kids laugh about because it is an alternative school. And the district members take pride on because it is a successful school that is predominantly black. They take pride on their international baccalaureate program, where most of the people in it don't even leave the country anyway, as well as their CAHS Chorale which is just a bunch of singing snobs. Their mascot is the Pegasus which is supposed to symbolize greek mythology or something. CAHS students are usually artsy, nerdy, or straight up insane, since they don't have sports. They often refer to Themselves as CAHSmic Scholars. They usually quote random shit and complain about how poor their school is.

Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: I'm a CAHSmic Scholar
Person 3: Yeah! We're pegasuses!

Person 2: There's only one pegasus, fellow scholar.
Person 1: What the fuck is this shit
Person 3: WHat a piece of work is man
Person 1: WHAT THE FUCK?
Person 2: Oh, it's shakespeare, you wouldn't get it. You're not a pegasus
Person 1: FUck you bro

by jesus.taco.pancakes October 16, 2011

CAHS

An inner-city Columbus Public School. The students and teachers there are mainly white, upper-class and consider themselves to be very-well educated. In actuality, the students and teachers alike are suffering from a superiority-complex and are way worse than the average human being.

CAHS is the worst school ever.

CAHS kids are snobs.

CAHS teachers are assholes.

by CAHShater March 5, 2011

CAHSEE

Known for the stupid high school exit exam. It is a dumbass test meant to torture the shit out of sophomore students who have to wake up extra early just to take it.

I wish I could sleep in tonight but I have to take the damn CAHSEE tomorrow morning which sucks dick.

by AdomC March 15, 2015

CAHSEE

California High School Exit Exam.

The biggest waste of time and money ever.

"A fifth grader could pass the CAHSEE!"

by Caiphana December 9, 2008

CAHSEE

California High School Exit Exam. A test you have to first take in your sophomore year, and if failed, your junior year, and if failed again, senior year. Don't pass it and receive a certificate of completion, not a high school diploma.

The CAHSEE is so easy, you'll wonder how those retards failed it 3 times.

by Nessykins :D December 13, 2008

cahson

The name "Carson" when pronounced by a Bostonian.

"Cahson, siddown. Quit smilin'."

by Carson December 31, 2004

CAHSEE

A pointless test used to torture sophmore students with boredom. A large amount of time is usually given to take the test and it usually only takes about 30 min. It wastes about four hours of your life. However, it IS required to graduate and you DO get out of school early. :D

Helga: "dude, how did you do on the CAHSEE?"
Bruce: "it's the CAHSEE. How do you think I did?" >:(

by wosieposiepie March 23, 2011