a store in which you get medications and other goods that constantly has a long line that moves at an incredibly slow speed, the pharmacy everyone uses because the store contracts with so many different insurance companies who force people to use them for their medicine, where the staff is regularly pissed off at the world because of the overly-crowded pharmaceutical area, has over-priced merchandise, where you will also wait approximately 2 hours in their drive thru—and once you get to the window, they slam it in your face without any explanation—but then you see that they take a 30 minute lunch, yet claims to be open 24/7, doesn’t sell cigarettes anymore even though the people need nicotine after their negative experiences at their store, texts you multiple times a day, for two days straight, begging you to pick up prescriptions that “are ready”, but once you get there, they make you wait in their long line, then tell you to wait 30 minutes until the medicine can be picked up, and you leave feeling ready to snap the hell out.
Jinx: “Man, fuck c.v.s!”
Badman: “Why?”
Jinx: “Dude, are you serious? Let’s go.”
**arrives at the store, friends go inside**
*time lapse*
Badman: “Man, fuck c.v.s! You’re right! The prices are shit, the bitch took too damn long with my meds, AND I couldn’t even grab my cigs!”
Jinx: “I know, right? You want this nicotine gum I snatched up from c.v.s?”
Badman: “Why?”
Jinx: “Dude, are you serious? Let’s go.”
**arrives at the store, friends go inside**
*time lapse*
Badman: “Man, fuck c.v.s! You’re right! The prices are shit, the bitch took too damn long with my meds, AND I couldn’t even grab my cigs!”
Jinx: “I know, right? You want this nicotine gum I snatched up from c.v.s?”
by jinx69 February 25, 2023