Bylonium 

When you've been lonely for so long, you've forgotten what love means and you cry until your cured.

Person 1: ”Do you think Toni and Carl love each other yet?”
Person 2, with puffy eyes: ”What's love?” -sniff-
Person 1: ”dude..are you Bylonium..?”
Person 2: ”yeeEAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAA”

Bylonium by Mkehshel May 21, 2020

balonium 

A word Coined in futurama that is another word for bulls**t information. The only difference between it and others like it is that this bull may be hazardous (possibly true) to your health

"That sir is weapons grade balonium in itself. "
- said after hear about some nonsense science factoid

balonium by Theamazinggeek March 14, 2018