Buttwanded

Someon who has a stick in his posterior
A conservative

This man is so buttwanded, he needs to chill

Buttwanded by Prewk July 3, 2017

buttwonder 

someone who is always talking out of their ass, making no sense to the people around him/her. A person who could be either funny, or very annoying.

the new boss at work is a complete buttwonder.

buttwonder by wonder_woman January 5, 2009