derived from 80s prison slang referring to a a nigger bitch in prison that gets fucked all day long and doesn't enjoy it, hence the ugly bitch clamping the butt hole shut so tight it resembles a lizards butt.
yo Jamal, mmm mmm that nigga otis got the tightest lizard butt a nigga ever fucked... damn i love prison, most lizard butt i ever fucked!
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!