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But Fucker 

A girl who thinks she is a good girl because she hasnt lost her virginity, but she will do everything else, such as oral sex, hand jobs, the whole 9 yards... but not all the way... she will do everything BUT SEX
Guy#1: Man i cant get my girlfriend to come off of it, its horrible, i have needs ya know?

Guy#2: So she will suck your ding dong, give you hand jobs, and let you finger her in the butt...... but she draws the line at vaginal penetration?

Guy#1: It appears that way, yes.

Guy#2: Ha ha your girlfriend is a But Fucker
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Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter 

You can have sex with an old sex partner but you cant bull shit an old bull shitter.
Grandpa looks down at his grandson after he tells a hella of a lie and tells him grandson you can "Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter", go tell that bull shit story to some younger generation because I'm not buying it.

but fuckers 

to fuck in the but
They called him a but fuckers when he walked out the room
but fuckers by claytondigga March 2, 2009

I'm OK, but you're fucked 

A way to say goodbye when the ship is sinking
and you have the only lifejacket.
CAPTAIN: "We're taking on water faster than I can pump."
MATE: "Well, I guess I'M OK, BUT YOU'RE FUCKED.!"

Buttfucker3000 

An idiot who logs into a Zoom court hearing or important with a totally inappropriate screen name which angers the judge or the person leading the meeting.
Your name's not Buttfucker3000, you yo-ho.

ButtFuckery 

ButtFuckery means bullshit
wow that's some grade A buttfuckery right there, what a load of wank
ButtFuckery by Pimp McLovin' July 2, 2015

bumfuckery 

Noun.

1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.

From the English "bum" (see ass) and "fuck"
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1. I won't stand for this bumfuckery, by Jove. I'm going home.
bumfuckery by thaks May 26, 2006