An adorable primate that likes to goof around and play. They are very smart and like to imitate human behavior.
The monkey at the zoo did the same thing Ryan did.
by PF April 10, 2003
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1. Someone who is completely useless (insult)

2. An animal who swings around in trees

3. Slang for the vagina

1. "Steve, you are such a monkey!"

2. "Oooo, Did you see that monkey?"

3. "Apparently Stephanies got a tight monkey"
by Zack Jefferson November 3, 2007
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mythical primates who arrive during a drinking session to deliver you to a state of being monkeyed.
1. In statement form: "monkeys were out in force last night, I was well and truly monkeyed"

2. In question form "Any monkeys to report of last night?"
by the_rorz August 5, 2009
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slang term for a black person, originating from their African jungle heritage, long legs and arms, and monkey-like facial features.
You should of learned your place on the basketball court but you fuckin monkey's never get the fuckin message.
-American History X
by austinrf7 December 9, 2006
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verb. derived from"I don't give a monkey's" meaning to not care at all
I was gonna poke her back at mine, but I thought monkeys.
by juztin April 4, 2006
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