monkey

George W Bush, our president.

That monkey has done it again! He raised our gas prices!

by >MuffinMan< December 4, 2006

monkeyed

intoxicated; inebriated.
monkeyed

"I was so monkeyed last night, I couldn't even remember the fifteenth drink'

by Mo Bessman October 22, 2007

Monkeyed

The art of one man fingering another man using the ring and middle finger together. Usually accruing at a social gathering or party using a sneak attack.

Dude, you just got the shit monkeyed out of you

by ihs adam k. May 26, 2009

monkey

(n.) Slang term for vagina.

"I got all up in her monkey last night."

by Dave800 July 17, 2006

monkey

One of the three primary ingredients of a good game.

Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas

by Bumbleflid June 17, 2003

monkeys

The soon to be rulers of all mankind.

The monkeys will rise. The transformation begins.

by chocobo chaser February 2, 2005

Monkey

Today I want to talk about "Spanking the Monkey". The term is used as a euphemism for male masturbation. It is generally only used between close friends and not toward a person of authority. The history behind the phrase is a mystery, no one quite knows how it came to be. It does not have a direct relationship to the actual act. The phrase indicates that your penis is a monkey and that it has been very bad.

"Last night I spanked my monkey 8 times."

"If you keep spanking your monkey like that, you'll go blind and grow hair on your palms."

by Bob Homes March 3, 2006