More Muscle for the Bustle

The expression used to describe a woman with an exceptionally muscular butt. I similar phrase to "more cushion for the pushin" but instead of cushion (fat) she has hard muscle. Pain from thrusting during intercourse is implied. Serena Williams is the perfect example of this phenomenon.

Stan: Dang that female weightlifter has a big manly booty!

Dave: You know what they say, that's just more muscle for the bustle.

Stan: I bet her boyfriend can't feel his front half for a week after doggy style.

by knightsofsesquipedalia September 11, 2014

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A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW

A hedgerow can also refer to one's pubic hair, therefore a bustle in your hedgerow can mean to become sexually aroused.

John had a bustle in his hedgerow for Jane as soon as he saw her.

by Modshacker August 28, 2005

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A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW

Windy disturbance in your 'hedgerow' or 'intimate feminine area, or 'a fanny fart.'

Moira: "Ooh, I just had a bustle in me hedgerow."
Keith: "A bustle in your hedgerow? Yikes."

by Jonners October 13, 2005

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bustle in your hedgerow

Lyrics found in Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin. In reverse translates to:
"And all the evil fools who made us suffer, sad Satan"

Also interpreted as:
"And in a little toolshed he made us suffer, sad Satan."

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now, it's just a spring clean for the may queen.

by Joe March 8, 2005

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