Bust A Bieber 

When one busts a bieber, they release a mixture of gases whose smell resembles a fat guys anus which has been stuffed with rotten eggs. Not only does the flatulence have the potency to make eyes burn drywall to rupture, the smell permeates any textiles or porous substances, rendering the textile or porous substance useless until it has been properly cleaned. Depending on the magnitude of the ripped bieber, the smell may linger in the air for at least 20 minutes or up to an hour. Its horrid smell renders all air fresheners useless, as its smell cannot be eliminated or masked by anything until it disperses.

Bob: OH MY F*CKING GOD, WHO JUST BUSTED A BIEBER???Becky: OH NO, MY FINE LINENS, THEY ARE RUINED!
Fat Guy across the street: sorry. I didnt mean to Bust A Bieber

Bust A Bieber by WJWIV August 11, 2010