A bush hooker is a woman/girl in the australian trance party scene, that is known for frequent leg opening, general whore-ishness, being a total gay bitch an very likely to spread a new type of STD. You would be wise to avoid the scabbed up Bush Hooker.
Ted: Hey Steve, what do you reckon of that blond one over on the dance floor being a mad slut?
Steve: Nah not her mate, she's been boarded more times than a P&O cruise liner, and she smells like muff garbage too.
Ted: Oh yeah thats right, thats that gay bitch that calls herself a "psy-bogan", what a festy bush hooker
Steve: Nah not her mate, she's been boarded more times than a P&O cruise liner, and she smells like muff garbage too.
Ted: Oh yeah thats right, thats that gay bitch that calls herself a "psy-bogan", what a festy bush hooker
by fukcdoof February 11, 2013
by conjarkmomo August 11, 2011