Burtonsville Hog Hammer

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.
Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.
by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 27, 2025
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