Squeeze Burger

An adorably cute dog (cat, person, etc.) that you have an irresistible urge to snuggle.

"Come here girl! Come on! That's it! Who's a good doggie? You are. Oh yes you are. You are so cute, you little squeeze burger."

by goose_on_a_roof October 28, 2020

Randall Burger

A cheese burger that has been burnt beyond recognition and rendered completely inedible.

I stopped up at the Oasis for a bite to eat and they served me a frickin' Randall Burger!

by Mark Mueller June 25, 2004

burger bun

An arse so attractive you want to slip your meat between it

He enjoyed seeing her from behind. She had the perfect burger buns.

by The curious bibliophile September 12, 2018

Diaper burger

A micro-wave white castle burger. Named for the smell when you open the seal.

John: Dude are you eating diaper burgers again?

Tim: shut up dude, they taste fuckin good!

by Bsupreme December 31, 2011

bored burgers

A shitty joke by penguinz0 that he has shared in multiple episodes of The Official Podcast that after telling, will always lead to silence.

Penguinz0: I was driving in my car going down i-4 and there was an advertisement for boardwalk burgers, which is like this little shitty burger spot where like homeless people i guess just throw them on a grill or something and the sign said "come try the new boardwalk burgers" and i saw it out of the corner of my eyes and i was like boardwalk burgers, more like bored burgers, cuz the bored burgers aren't having any fun,

Everyone in the podcast: .......

by climpsonj April 15, 2019

Grease Burger

When a females vagina resembles that of a medium rare burger and is also drenched in grease.

“Steve fucked a total grease burger last night, he says his dick smells like cabbage now!”

by Joe.mama September 24, 2019

Cum Burger

A cum burger is exactly what it sounds like, nothing more, nothing less. 2 buns, some meat, and a lot of cum...

Matt: Hey are you going to eat that cum burger?
Guillaume: Im stuffed but im trying to finish every last bite...
Matt: *Inhales cumburger*

by cumburger November 10, 2020