by whoisgary November 29, 2016
"All we need is some skinny men in vests and a stupid shaped pitch with too many goal posts !!"
If you don't know what Aussie rules is basically it's rugby - a traditional English sport (sport as in "game" not "mate") but each team has 39 players on the pitch, and a special 9 feet tall goal keeper (the Aussies call him the "bungle rusher") The object of the game is to try and throw an egg around while drunk on fosters and castlemaine XXXX without throwing up (guzzlechucks) If your bungle rusher kicks the ball too high in the air everyone calls him a bloody fool and spits at him, then it's a round of shots.
"Bladdy hill miyte, wots this "Ragby" oy keep hearing abaaat?"
When the shots are down the hatch it's back to moaning at the bungle rusher (remember he's the 13 feet tall goalie bloke sport chap) Now at this point if one of the more skinny blokes seems a bit dizzy then just hit him with a pan, pans get thrown on the pitch by ugly men and chimpanzees.
In Australia, women can either marry a man or one of many different types of ape. Women who prefer their men rough and hairy will benefit from this option but make sure your ape is wearing a rubber.......you see, Australia is where AIDS began, a lot of Aussies used apes for sex and got infected, then ran across to the UK to join the gay craze and it spread like some kind of out of control blaze, or wild fire as it were (and Aussies know a lot about that)
If you don't know what Aussie rules is basically it's rugby - a traditional English sport (sport as in "game" not "mate") but each team has 39 players on the pitch, and a special 9 feet tall goal keeper (the Aussies call him the "bungle rusher") The object of the game is to try and throw an egg around while drunk on fosters and castlemaine XXXX without throwing up (guzzlechucks) If your bungle rusher kicks the ball too high in the air everyone calls him a bloody fool and spits at him, then it's a round of shots.
"Bladdy hill miyte, wots this "Ragby" oy keep hearing abaaat?"
When the shots are down the hatch it's back to moaning at the bungle rusher (remember he's the 13 feet tall goalie bloke sport chap) Now at this point if one of the more skinny blokes seems a bit dizzy then just hit him with a pan, pans get thrown on the pitch by ugly men and chimpanzees.
In Australia, women can either marry a man or one of many different types of ape. Women who prefer their men rough and hairy will benefit from this option but make sure your ape is wearing a rubber.......you see, Australia is where AIDS began, a lot of Aussies used apes for sex and got infected, then ran across to the UK to join the gay craze and it spread like some kind of out of control blaze, or wild fire as it were (and Aussies know a lot about that)
by Vipersthememe August 17, 2017
The sequel to a band now with Ian Scott and Dave Lombardo of Anthrax and Slayer respectively.
Mr. Bungle 2 is fine, I guess.
Mr. Bungle 2 is fine, I guess.
by alecwind June 26, 2021
Bungles Finger is a divine being above most humans understanding. But, once you realise the extreme power she wields you will fully embrace her meaning, her integrity, her pzazz. You will also be cured of aids.
by shoethousond June 4, 2022
A sound that can be heard following any major loss by the Cincinnati Bengals. Thought to be caused by the constructive interference of over 2 million fans whining in unison. Sometimes the sound is said to to sound like actual crying. Other times, the sound seems to produce distinct phrases. Some of the most common phrases are “the Steelers are dirty”, “the refs cheated us”, and “this one may hurt more than____” (where, due to the team’s historic lack of tangible success, Bengals fans will recant one of many squandered opportunities ).
Indianapolis resident 1: Hey, do you hear that.
Indianapolis resident 2: It seems to be coming from the south, must be the weeping of the bungles again
Indianapolis resident 2: It seems to be coming from the south, must be the weeping of the bungles again
by Casual939562 January 30, 2023
1 - To completely obliterate beyond recognition
2 - A creature that is cute because of how silly it is.
2 - A creature that is cute because of how silly it is.
1 - "If you post 1 more meme in general, I will bungle you."
2- "That cat is such a bungle, look at how silly he is."
2- "That cat is such a bungle, look at how silly he is."
by JustAverage430 April 10, 2023
by Fartington Dogblamer April 27, 2021