Bumpkin Spice
Bumpkin Spice by b3nis May 29, 2018
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pumpkin spice bumpkin
1. A prissy country girl/guy with an ego too big for her/his own good
2. A Starbucks loving ignorant white girl.
3. Basically anyone who is a hipsterish southern idiot.
4. Your own interpretation is welcome.
2. A Starbucks loving ignorant white girl.
3. Basically anyone who is a hipsterish southern idiot.
4. Your own interpretation is welcome.
Tod : oh man I heard about your girlfriend leaving you for some other dude.
Ted: yeah man
Tod: you should never fall those pumpkin spice bumpkin types man.
Ted: yeah man
Tod: you should never fall those pumpkin spice bumpkin types man.
pumpkin spice bumpkin by Delphiina December 10, 2015
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Blumpkin Spice Latte
--noun
1. An act or instance of receiving a blumpkin while in a Starbucks bathroom.
--adjective
1. immediate disgust described upon accidentally tasting a Pumpkin Spice Latte.
1. An act or instance of receiving a blumpkin while in a Starbucks bathroom.
--adjective
1. immediate disgust described upon accidentally tasting a Pumpkin Spice Latte.
"Fall is my favorite season because all the girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants are ready to give Blumpkin Spice Lattes!"
alternate:
"Uh! My order is wrong and I'm going to puke-- this is Blumpkin Spice Latte!"
alternate:
"Uh! My order is wrong and I'm going to puke-- this is Blumpkin Spice Latte!"
Blumpkin Spice Latte by RachRiot September 22, 2014
Blumpkin Spice
Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a hollowed out pumpkin, preferably carved with a nice silly face, after you have enjoyed a seasonal pumpkin spice latte from your favorite, West Coast Seattle based coffee shop.
Jenna says she won't give me another blumpkin spice. Last time the pumpkin cracked under my ass and she got a face full of pumpkin spice diarrhea and ended up puking all over my junk ... and then her parents walked in.
Blumpkin Spice by Tony "Tone" Booyah November 4, 2009
Blumpkin Spice
What you get when you and taking a dump, getting a blowjob, and drinking coffee (specifically pumpkin spice flavored), at the same time.
Dude last night I was so stoked. I was just dumping, drinking my folgers pumpkin spice coffee, and then this hot girl randomly came in and gave me a blowjob. It was amazing. Gotta love blumpkin spice.
Blumpkin Spice by OhNooooo November 23, 2010
Blumpkin Spice
Noun. A variant of the traditional “blumpkin,” a Blumpkin Spice is getting head from the barista while taking a shit at your local Starbucks.
Blumpkin Spice by N8Ball_CornerPocket October 8, 2017
Blumpkin spice latte
Blumpkin spice latte by Boney Montana January 25, 2021
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