Bum fluff

Ah you're all wrong it aint on your arse it's on your face....god

hey you might wanna shave that bum fluff

by MaHe November 27, 2003

Bum fluff

The weird hair that teenage boys have above their top lip around the time of puberty. Like a first moustache

"Ew, he's gross, he has bum fluff on his lips"

by alkies October 14, 2015

Bum fluff

The growth of hair aroung the arse area which causes such an itchyness that you end up walking like you've shit youself!

If you had to be any fluff in the world bumfluff would be the shitiest!!!

by Scottish Kaz October 20, 2003

Bum fluff

The fluff or dust in which over weight men have forming in their umbilîcus.

''oh my marcus, is that bum fluff that i see in your umbilicus??''

by me jenny October 08, 2006

bum fluff

Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom

That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff

by Gordon April 02, 2003

bum fluff

Bum fluff is literally sparse and whispy facial hairs on an adolescent boy, (Or Asian girl)... Tee hee! Which resemble peach fuzz, under-bed lint, gossimar threads... or any fine downy substance.

"You look a right cunt with that bum fluff on thy face mate! Grow up and stop trying to look like a blonde girl's arse!!!!" * Mr Kipling's Diaries.*

by Spillage66 August 05, 2007

bum fluff

When an adolescent boy first grows facial hair it looks all wispy and yucky. This hair resembles the fluffy hair on some people's bums. So shave it off or you can look ridiculous. Girls really hate it. I'm a girl!

So shave it off and get a REAL beard started!

Once I was up close to my big brother's friend. He had heaps of Bum Fluff on his face which made me want to PUKE!

by fclb September 23, 2005