Sun: MUAHAHAH YOU CAN'T KILL ME
Bully Maguire: I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
*freezes the sun*
Earth: NOOOOOO YOU KILLED MY FATHER
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem
*burns earth to a crisp*
Bully Maguire: *does the bully maguire dance in Shreks dimension*
Bully Maguire: I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
*freezes the sun*
Earth: NOOOOOO YOU KILLED MY FATHER
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem
*burns earth to a crisp*
Bully Maguire: *does the bully maguire dance in Shreks dimension*
by WestriderNilo0879 January 20, 2022
The most powerful being in the omniverse, and the only one who can beat Shrek and purple shirt Shaggy in full power and breaks a nokia with one punch. Bully Maguire often enjoys pissing his haters (Uguchu's).
UI Shaggy: I'm going to defeat you, stupid Maguire! *punches Bully without a warning*
Bully Maguire: *dodges*
UI Shaggy: *keep punching for 69420 times*
666666 seconds later...
Bully Maguire: That's it, this is kinda annoying! I'm gonna turn your stupid fans into dust! *erase all the UI Shaggy fans from existence*
Shaggy: iMpReSsIvE, yOu MaKe Me UsE 0.000000000001% oF mY pOwEr! *actually uses 69% of his power*
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem.
Shaggy: Whatever it is I'm gonna defeat youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. *boost towards Bully at 123456789 mph*
Bully Maguire: *snaps*
UI Shaggy: ...uuuuuu-- *stops*
Bully Maguire: Look at Shag Junior. Gonna cry?
UI Shaggy: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo *quickly gets erased from existence in nanoseconds*
Bully Maguire: *dances for eternity*
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE AND RESPECT BULLY MAGUIRE YALL.
Bully Maguire: *dodges*
UI Shaggy: *keep punching for 69420 times*
666666 seconds later...
Bully Maguire: That's it, this is kinda annoying! I'm gonna turn your stupid fans into dust! *erase all the UI Shaggy fans from existence*
Shaggy: iMpReSsIvE, yOu MaKe Me UsE 0.000000000001% oF mY pOwEr! *actually uses 69% of his power*
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem.
Shaggy: Whatever it is I'm gonna defeat youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. *boost towards Bully at 123456789 mph*
Bully Maguire: *snaps*
UI Shaggy: ...uuuuuu-- *stops*
Bully Maguire: Look at Shag Junior. Gonna cry?
UI Shaggy: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo *quickly gets erased from existence in nanoseconds*
Bully Maguire: *dances for eternity*
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE AND RESPECT BULLY MAGUIRE YALL.
by SpongebobHater911 September 22, 2022
The most powerful being in the omniverse. He is the only one who can defeat ultra instinct x super saiyan purple shirt shaggy. He is the leader of a religion called Maguirism. Also, he can killed Goku and Saitama combined
Shaggy: *uSeS 0.00000000.......1 pErCeNt Of HiS pOwEr*
*kills Goku and Saitama* NO ONE CAM DEFEAT ME!!!!
Bully Maguire: *walks toward Shaggy* I'm gonna put some dirt on your eye.
*puts dirt on Shaggy's eyes*
Shaggy: *rages* iMpReSsIvE yOu MaKe Me UsE 0.000000000001% oF mY pOwEr *actually uses 69% of his power*
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem.
Shaggy: *flies towards Bully* You're going to fill the wrath of God Shaggy! *punches Bully*
Bully Maguire: *dodges* Pathetic. *dodges again and again until Shaggy is tired*
*Shaggy is not tired yet*
Bully Maguire: It's time to end that asshole *snaps* See ya, chump.
Shaggy: Noooooooooo *quickly gets erased from existence in nanoseconds*
Bully Maguire: Ur trash bro.
*LOLLL*
*kills Goku and Saitama* NO ONE CAM DEFEAT ME!!!!
Bully Maguire: *walks toward Shaggy* I'm gonna put some dirt on your eye.
*puts dirt on Shaggy's eyes*
Shaggy: *rages* iMpReSsIvE yOu MaKe Me UsE 0.000000000001% oF mY pOwEr *actually uses 69% of his power*
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem.
Shaggy: *flies towards Bully* You're going to fill the wrath of God Shaggy! *punches Bully*
Bully Maguire: *dodges* Pathetic. *dodges again and again until Shaggy is tired*
*Shaggy is not tired yet*
Bully Maguire: It's time to end that asshole *snaps* See ya, chump.
Shaggy: Noooooooooo *quickly gets erased from existence in nanoseconds*
Bully Maguire: Ur trash bro.
*LOLLL*
by SpongebobHater911 September 23, 2022
by YOURMOMFUCKEDMELASTNIGHT123456 December 9, 2020
Bully Maguire and Wanda Maximoff had a fight but before Wanda could do a move on Bully Maguire she immediately got her powers drained and her clothes instantly disappeared. She immediately fell on her knees when Bully Maguire the God of Bullying smiled and said, "look at lil witch jr, gonna cry? I would like to f*ck you sometime". Wanda had no choice but let Bully Maguire fuck her in the ass so hard that both of them have heavenly moans and orgasm. He sucks her tits and puts his godly boner in her pussy. Wanda moaned more hard that she squirted hon his face. They both then continue doing doggystyle and 69.In the end they made love so great and Wanda ends up being Bully Maguire's queen and both go together to bully the multiverse.
by Carl_Johnson May 16, 2022
mary jane watson: harry jus broke up with me
bully maguire: i missed the part where that’s my problem
bully maguire: i missed the part where that’s my problem
by lengstyll April 18, 2022