A large group of anti-black, xenophobic terrorists who claim to “stan” the korean boy band BTS.
You can usually spot them easily since they are white, have unnaturally coloured hair and follow asian people around supermarkets who they think are korean.
“Are you a BTS Stan?”
“YES! KIM NAMJOON KIM SEOKJIN MIN YOONGI JUNG HOSEOK PARK JIMIN KIM TAEHYUNG JEON JUNGKOOK BTS”
“EW get away from me you nerd, don’t you have a chinese restaurant to shoot up?”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.