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Bryan Danielson 

"The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson is an American professional wrestler who goes by the alias of Daniel Bryan in the WWE where he currently works and is the reigning and defending United States Champion. FACT: He is the best wrestler in the world despite the fact that most of the modern day wrestling fans are 3-11 year old WWE sheep and praise Cena.

Danielson established a cult following in the independent circuit where he wrestled from 1999 to 2010 when he joined the WWE. After joining the WWE Danielson moved to their developmental territory FCW where he stomped heads, as he would. The American Dragon was then placed on WWE NXT Season 1, where his name was changed to Daniel Bryan, where he was booked to loose every match he was in because the WWE knew that if they let him be himself and wrestle like Bryan Danielson they would be in serious debt due to monster medical bills.

Danielson was fired by the WWE after choking announcer Justin Roberts with a neck-tie durring the Nexus' first WWE appearance as a faction, but that's another article, after this firing Danielson was to return to the independent circuit where he again stomped heads in and made bitches tap.

Danielson returned to the WWE when he appeared as the 7th member of team WWE in the 2010 SummerSlam Pay-Per-View, during that match he made 3 people tap out.

After SummerSlam Danielson went on to beat his former NXT mentor The Miz by tap-out to win the US Title.

That is all.
WWE Fan: John Cena is the best wrestler in the world

Knowledgeable Wrestling Fan: 2 words Bryan Danielson

WWE Fan: Who is he, yeah exactly no one knows who he is and he's no in the WWE so therefore he is the worst in the world.

Knowledgeable Wrestling Fan: (pimp slaps him) Lets watch some Indys yeah.

(some hours later)

WWE Fan: Bryan Danielson..... Bryan Danielson, you were right he is the best screw Cena

Nuff said
Bryan Danielson by CMPunkfan5150 December 31, 2010
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Brian Daniels 

a gay boy who sucks dicks under the bridge; also known to lick hairy butts; castrated in the early 1970s; bald everywhere but the pubes; albino; no eyeballs
brian daniels sucks fish sticks

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026