evil bryan

Evil Bryan is the dark side of a person named Bryan Films. He is very mean to certain people but he hs a soft side. Everyone has something good in them. Evil Bryan's is just really hard to find. Just like his heart. Some people say that he doesn't have one bu the truth is, it's just very small. If anyone touches any of his friends they are dead. Nobody has ever seen Evil Bryan smile. Actually only one person has, and that's Kid Bryan. The childish version of Bryan Films. There are many more versions out there but we won't get into detail. Kid Bryan is the only one that trusts Evil Bryan. Therefore Evil Bryan protected Kid Bryan from things such as bullies or getting harmed. Evil Bryan as a strong connection with Kid Bryan. Evil Bryan can be very evil, but very kind as well.

Kid Bryan: walks into room with a bunch of bruises

Evil Bryan: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

Kid Bryan: A bunch of kids beat me up at the park

Evil Bryan: TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE AT SO I CAN KILL THEM!!

by Evil Bryan February 5, 2020

Like a Bryan

An ungentlemanly egoistic guy.

Normally thinks highly of himself.

"Eh, help her carry the carton of water la! Please Don't like a Bryan!"

by catcrossing May 1, 2014

Bryan Fisching

Making absurd, often bigoted statements based on little or no proof, like Bryan Fischer does daily on his radio broadcasts/youtube channel, like saying Christians face the same discrimination as the black community, that having a straight twin means a person can't be born gay, and that mass shootings result from a lack if school prayer

Kelly was doing some major Bryan Fisching today when she said dinosaurs fossils are a hoax to promote the theory of evolution.

by Backscratcher May 7, 2013

dirty bryan

A male first shaves all the pubes off of his balls and collects the pubes in a bag. He then plows a chick and blows a load on her face. Right away, he takes the bag of pubes out and sprinkles them on the chick's face so that they stick and look like facial hair.

Laurance gave Miffy a nice, full dirty bryan the other night.

by James Milhowse January 29, 2008

Bryan LaVergne

The Greater Deity of the true world. He is believed to have actually be the father of Chuck Norris. Used for measurement of awesomeness.

Oh my, it'd take Bryan LaVergne to stop that train!

by BML0322 May 7, 2009

bryan valdez

Is the type of guy to play fortnite and drop outta high school

bryan valdez doesn't know how to play fortnite

by Bryan Valdez March 21, 2018

allison and bryan

The couple that other couples learn from.

Did you see allison and bryan? We should be like them.

by jfnfkdbdj November 30, 2016