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A term used for the being that particular blonde girls transform into after consuming too much alcohol. When in Brutico format, they often wield spoons, forks or other eating utensils as weapons. The girl also becomes extremely defensive of her friends if someone may pose some sort of threat. It is when this threat is posed that a Brutico may lash out with a utensil of her choosing at the aggressor. This form is capable of maintaining its effect for a matter of minutes to several hours, depending on the amount of alcohol consumed.
Ross: Oh no, Dillon turned into Brutico again didn't she?
Shane: Yeah, she's been chasing that guy around for hours trying to attack him with a spoon because he made Rebecca cry.
Ross: Okay, well you know the drill.
Shane: Yep, take cover.
Brutico by Ross Vin December 9, 2008
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simultaneously accomplishing something brutal while also being vertical (off the ground).
chuck norris' jumping spin kicks are brutical.

the monkeys from the wizard of oz are brutical.

brutical by jon jesus April 3, 2008
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1. i love that brunicorn

2. she’s such a brunicorn

3. ooh look at that brunicorn and his curlsssss
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A white girl who only will date and sleep with white men including blowjobs. Never had never will, very rare like unicorn
Omg i found a straight brunicorn.she thought i was hung like a horse!
Brunicorn by bprosi03 December 5, 2014

brunicorn 

A person who has zero tolerance for racism and/or juvenile antics, thought to be a rarity by today's society.
He told a racist joke at school and got in trouble because his teacher is such a brunicorn.
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Brutician 

A person who specializes in brutality.
This band is BRUTAL! The lead singer is an absolute Brutician!
Brutician by Dr. Bensalot December 23, 2020