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Brutally Handsome 

A man looking half his age who dresses to perfection. Handles himself with dignity no matter the situation, has excellent grooming skill, knows what others want but doesn't give a shit. His perfectionism is mainly for himself - what others think of him is none of his business he says, but just about every head turns his way as he crosses paths with them. Bonus: He just can't help it. Being best is being himself always! Presentation is of high importance, but after all, to him - first impressions ARE everything and should be a standard for everyone. Don't try too hard faking how to be him, because you will never succeed. Simply put - Perfection cannot be attained by those who try too hard to imitate; because, imitation is not flattery, it's a mockery when it comes to the brutally handsome who remains anonymous somewhere you'll never know (already too crowded a city for this reason alone). - KDaf
Whoa! Who the fuck is that brutally handsome dude? Even I'd do him! , say women (even the clam bumping variety) and men alike (even the straight ones).
Brutally Handsome by BriY2K775 July 21, 2022
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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