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bruce nelson 

One of the smoothest dudes on earth. Kind of a nerdy name but it’s only because he’s so smart plus gets all the bitches literally. Why limit yourself to one girlfriend when you can have many. Mike Guzzi changed his name to a Bruce Nelson and then he started getting so much ass and bread .
Hi my name is Bruce Nelson and I’m a Muther Fucking G.
bruce nelson by Auto October 4, 2019

Bryce N’ Beans 

A cool indie-soft rock band from Tampa, Florida. They’re underrated but super good. Insanely attractive musicians with great music. Elijah on keys and harmonies, Gavin on bass, Justin on sax, Will on drums, and Max with guitar and lead vocals. Bryce is just the manager.
Stephanie: “OMG IS THAT BRYCE N’ BEANS?”
Rachel: “oh yeah they chill or whateva”
Bryce N’ Beans by Alana Warbang November 21, 2023

Bruce Jenner ass nigga 

A man that has bitch ways and act likes a girl literally
Why you acting like a girl dressing up and shit having plastic surgery to be a bitch you a Bruce Jenner ass nigga...

Neely Bruce 

1) The man who set the US Bill of Rights to music.
2)A good replacement word for anything. Ever. Yelled when used.

Derived from the composer, Neely Bruce.
1) Hi, my name is Neely Bruce...
2) NEELY BRUCE
3) Who ate the cat? Neely Bruce ate the cat.
Neely Bruce by NeelyBruce August 23, 2010

New Bruce 

New Bruce is the newest of Bruces, the brewer of nooses. He comes from Foreignistanilandmark, where the Berlin Wall is behind the Iron Curtain, protecting the Taj Mahal from the IRA.

Used to refer to foreign-types when they come to Australia, in order to help them amalgamate with our culture.
New Bruce, want some tacos? They're the national food of your homeland, Turkistania!
New Bruce by JediKnightBoB September 1, 2013

Noah Bruce 

Noah Bruce is a very lovely man with a massive cock
“OMG Noah Bruce is so hot 🥵 “