When someone is new to the internet, roughly from 1 second to 3 years, for them to learn the ropes and how the internet works. After 3 years on the internet, a Brown beard would become a Grey Beard.

..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket
"We got ourselves a new Brown Beard!"
by The Unintelligent Librarian August 28, 2019
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When someone has a perfect cylindrical shit that they call “ a brown baby” and the lassie eats your ass and sucks it like a dick.... brown baby beej
“Mary, I have a serious shit coming, fancy giving me a brown baby beej?”
by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 10, 2020
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The act of someone performing oral sex on you while wearing shoes you have defecated in.
Karen developed pink eye after giving Hershel a pair of Brown Trout Moccasins at his Bar Mitzvah
by Marfield January 8, 2020
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When someone comes in your while sleeping and gives you a blowjob. You wake up to it but pretend your still asleep. Complete in their mouth while yelling your own name.
He tried to come in my room and give me a BJ while I was sleeping. He tried The Antonio Brown on me at universal studios.
by Meowboo1 July 14, 2022
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A term for a cougar on a downward slope (losing looks, allure money, attitude, confidence, etc.).
"Did you see Sheila last night? She used to be such a cougar, but damn that apple is browning. Fast."

"Oh, she's so sad. Clearly she doesn't realize she's a browning apple."
by Cattocius February 20, 2012
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When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.
My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck
by cmglzr February 23, 2023
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The act during sexual relations of using the tip of your finger to play with a girls anus and then slide, the same finger, forward to the clit ultimately causing some sort of uti (urinary tract infection) for the girl.
I'm going to give her the worst brown spotty tonight!

She's going to feel that brown spotty in the morning...

Joe! Stop being such a brown spotty douche!
by GiuElz July 20, 2014
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