Brown Panther

A sneaky poo that surprises you out of nowhere, often in critical situations.

"Dude I heard you struck out with Melissa! What happened?"
"Well we got back to her place, I was just about to seal the deal when the Brown Panther struck!"
"Oh shit!"

The weightlifter was about to win the gold when the Brown Panther struck!

by Thebrownestpanther November 4, 2013

brown panther

When mark beddoe shoves his cat up his ass then shits it out into the garden behind his shrubs.

Wow what's that in the garden love. Looks like a brown panther. Have you been playing with mittens again?

by tysonj November 4, 2013